fly on the wall

If you were a fly on the wall in our home this morning this is what you would have heard...

Noah: "Luke, what are you eating?"
Mommy: "What does he have in his mouth?"
Noah: "A tire."
Mommy: "Luke, we do not eat tires."
Luke: "Eat it for breakfast!"
Mommy: "No! We do not eat tires for breakfast!"